Kids Say the XXXest Thing

Linda hung up the phone with twitching grin on her face. She couldn't help but "laying it out" to the entire office: "My daughter is too damn XXXX."

"Oh� what'd she do?" Ladies in the Admin Dept gathered around her cooing in warm and fuzzy tones.

"Faith asked me," she said, "Mom, there's MANaise. Is there WOMENaise?"

"O, that is sooooo XXXX!"

The girls giggled and giggled flushing in an April afternoon.


(This happened few days ago.)


P.S.

MANaise => She meant mayonnaise.

The word XXXX? You've guessed it. One of the most common English words and an American woman could probably use it hundreds of times a day.